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Rant: No Holidays

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Before you all go call me out, please note that I do not celebrate holidays because they're fuckin' retarded and because of my fuckin' beliefs.

What don't you celebrate exactly?
Most of all, Christmas (I hate it so much) but I am against Easter, Halloween, any national holiday, St. Patrick's Day (people should know it's RELIGIOUS), birthdays (it's fucking selfish, I don't think anyone's birth should be celebrated, instead, I think others' achievements should be celebrated), Mardi Gras (it's just for drinking and sex), Hannukah, in fact, I don't fucking celebrate just about any holiday, why? Because they promote materialism and are disgusting to me.

Does this mean you're a *insert religion here*? (I know there are other religions that don't fucking celebrate holidays)
Really, you're going to use religion to label people? If you think not celebrating a holiday automatically puts you into a fucking religion, you're fucked up and need to get your fuckin' head checked.

So, what the fuck do you celebrate?
9/11, it's such a festive holiday celebrating one of the greatest and hilarious events ever, don'cha think? I also celebrate my fucking version of New Year, and you know what it's fucking called? Jew Year.

Why don't you celebrate the holidays you mentioned?
Because of their fucked up origins, and what fucking religion they FUCKING belong to.

This was fucking inspired by a fucking talk I had and got a fucking problem with my FUCKING SWEARING? TOO FUCKING BAD.

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