Rant: I'm Sir-Swears-A-Fuckin-Lot

Yes, I swear a fucking lot, at home, in public, hanging out, just about fucking anywhere, and do I fucking enjoy it? Fuck yeah, these fucking words, or as what you fucking call them, "fucking profanities" are sentence enhancers and if used right, they can make your talk look fucking classy, need a look? Here, fuckin' enjoy, bitches:
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See how fuckin' awesome swearing fucking is? It fuckin' helps and guess fucking what? The more you swear, the more tolerant you are of the fucking pain.

Just fucking beware, it can fucking make you look fucking stupid.

The fucking stamplate by fucking *SparkLum.

So how much fucking money do I fucking owe in the fucking swear fucking jar?